Arriving home on a sunny Saturday afternoon, we step out into the backyard to greet the family. After the usual greetings, I start fiddling with the hose, as Shawn walks across the yard.
"Did you get these guys a big giant rawhide bone?" Shawn asked.
"No, why?" I replied.
"Because there's one here in the yard," he says.
I join him in the center of the yard to find this:
A filthy, dirty rawhide that looks like it had been buried in the ground since Christmas.
My first thought was that my dogs have been barking at the neighbors while we were away, and they threw a distraction over the fence. But we are both pretty sure that if we are not in the yard, the dogs do not feel there is anyone to impress, therefore remaining silent until we get home.
Mr. Party dug his way to freedom for a warm sunny afternoon, but he WAS back in the yard by time we got home, because he KNOWS that if he is not "caught in the act" then he is not a bad dog.
During the act of freedom he found the bone, there are a lot of dogs in my neighborhood, so I'm not sure how far Mr. Party roamed today. But he was successful on his hunt.
Later that night, as The Nanny ran into the house after her bathroom break before bed, we didn't notice that she had snuck that big stinky bone into the house with her. It was shortly after Shawn smelled it. It was immediately disposed of, but now we have to wonder. Did the Nanny smell the bone from a distance and send her fun-loving brother that will do ANYTHING to make everyone happy, on a hunt for the bone. Which one is really the naughty dog?